As you can see, the first thing you notice about Phran is her overwhelming amount of “fluff”. Indeed, she’s quite rotund. Apart from her excessive fluff, she is quite beautiful, at least in my opinion. She’s a pretty pretty calico kitty, and her markings are quite unique. You can’t tell in the picture, but she has a splotch of grey over one eye, and a splotch of orange over the other. That’s why her name was Harvey Two-Face before we found out she was a girl. But, her beautiful markings can’t distract people from her “fluffiness”. Which is why the first thing people say when they see Phran ISN’T, “Oh, what a pretty calico kitty!” but IS, “HOLY CRAP THAT’S A HUGE CAT!”
Phran is an attention whore, plain and simple. You’ll never meet a friendlier cat. Walking through the house without Phran cuddle-raping your legs is a challenge, and she loves to give scratchy-tongue kisses. She’s also quite a vocal kitty, and voices her opinions loud and proud. She loves to meet new people, and has never been frightened of strangers, so she’s an awesome kitty to just chill with.
Where do I even begin? I love Phran to the moon and back, but she is basically just a cuddly lump of love. Useful if you’re in the mood to cuddle, but otherwise useless. Her routine consists of 22 hours of sleep, and 2 hours of eating…which is why she’s so “fluffy”. Did I mention that one of her favorite things to do is to sleep on warm, freshly folded clothes, and cover them with her white hair? Cuddly Phran is. Useful Phran is not.
Phran’s one shining attribute that makes up for all of her other faults. She’s the most loveable kitty every, and she’s always ready to be hugged. And hugging Phran is much more enjoyable than hugging any other cat, because she’s so cuddly and fluffy! Although, she can sometimes be apprehensive of my cuddles, because I sometimes tickle her feet, and that’s the one thing that sets Phran into Rage Mode! But, all in all, Phran is a big, cuddly, loveable hunka hunka burnin’ love! :)
Overall Grade: C
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